IQOne Quiz

A: Sure, if it lubes car parts it should lubricate you!! Besides it's cheaper than a colonic cleanser... ...NOT!

Q: Why are frog legs so tasty?

 

A: they taste like duck legs

Q: why dont duck quacks echo?

 

Because they are bears.

What happened to that silver stuff?

 

I ate it....

Where do you put the spark plug on your bicycle?

 

under the seat.

If all dogs go to heaven, wher4e are all the cats?

 

in Pittsburg....

If sugar and salt look the same, how come they don't taste the same?

 

A; Beets me,

Q: Where would you most like to visit?

 

A: inside the cd case of my favorite singer, Christina Aguilera

Q: Christina Aguilera is so much better then Britney Spears...why?

 

A: Because she's a he.

Q: Why's there so many timezones?

 

Because we have 2 hours

Who are you?

 

duuhh!

Where does the pie go?

 

It comes out of a cow.

Where did I come from?

 

Green Cheese.

Why do people eat?

 

to get complimentary ham sandwiches

could u try sounding educated?

 

It's Hard though

When does Elvis get here?

 

sorry, my mind blocked out...could u repeat the question?

can u hear me?????

 

ACLLLUUHHH!

Fera Fera!

 

what is that for?

did u d something naughty today?

 

Haven't checked the news yet.

Why do cats meow?

 

I could have sworn i posted a reply to this, but I can't see it. oh well.

A: because they're actually movie stars

Q: If bob has three apples, and he gives them all to Betty, what time does the train get here?