IQOne Quiz

'Cuz he was bored.

When?

 

What?

Do hamsters fly?

 

Only if u throw 'em out a window

Telemarketers

 

Only if they want.

Why do cats not like water?

 

Because it eats their food at night.

Whfffbblt?

 

What's with the cussing?

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

 

NO

If the Sims 2 doesn't work on your computer and u dont tell ny1 does ny1 know?

 

Obviously the mime knows and it comes and commits horrible crimes on your family, most of which can't be said on national TV.

Who's got the coconut, the coconut, the coconut?

 

It's in the jar.


How many short people can you fit in a jar?

 

6.5

Why do things make a squish noise when you drop a heavy object on them?

 

Because that stranger is stalking you.


Eeek!

 

I said no!

"Can you hear me now?"

 

HHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!

Hi dad! Nice to see you again.

 

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Is this a question?

 

Ummm lemme think.

Can a person with IQOne think of a question in the first place?

 

He sure can turn a queen into ashes.

Am I alive?

 

What kinda question was that?

Seriously, what kinda question was that?

 

I keep saying it was a queen!

Hey Bob, did you make it out OK?

 

Your head is really big.

Falling stars?

 

Whats a Smar?

OK, I will?