jokes I just thought of a new topic! How about one where people post jokes that they know so that way people can share jokes, and respond to ones sayin if they think its a good one or not. Or other stuff to do with jokes? eh? how about it? Here is a joke to start it off: politics describes the process so well, poli meaning many, and tics meaning blood sucking creatures.
peanut butter in the fridge? well here is another joke.... (hope i dont offend anyone) a bus full of polititions was riding in a bus on a country road, then the bus wrecked in the ditch. A nearby farmer saw the wreck and went over and buired the polititions. a few days later the sherif came by and asked the farmer if he made sure they were dead when he burried them, the farmer replied "well, some of them said the weren't dead, but you know how they lie".
i think i have a blonde joke... a blonde and a brunnette go shopping, they come out to discover they locked their keys in the car, the blonde told the brunnette as she was trying to jimmy the lock "hurry up, i need to put the hood up, it looks like its going to rain!"
LOL! that ones good.. here is another blonde joke..... a blonde and a brunnette were walkin down the street when the brunnette said look a dead bird!" The blonde looked up and said "Where?" Edited from "...blonde up and said...."
I read this somewhere...please dont be offended... The Polish just launched a new navy...their ships all have glass bottoms...to see the old navy
that sounds intresting......I wonder what would happen if i placed a hydrospeaker in the water and screamed.........
LOL!!! And as you are into blonde stories (I happen to be blonde) I have some real juicy stories about men!!! wanna hear??? :classic:: *hops away giggling* (i'm not offended guys.. some girls are just that dumb)
sure! lets here them! i love jokes, as long as people aren't serious about them. i'll post another one when i get back on....
