here is a funny (i hope) joke/story... Mother 1: My son is a lawyer. Mother 2: SO... my son is a docter. Mother 3: HA! without my son, both of your sons would be scratching for a living! Mother 1 and 2: What is He? Mother 3: Accident-prone.
"love at first site" -- Romance on the internet.. (psst! tell me if my jokes are bad! please! i beg of you!....)
*sighs* sorry folks! i cant think of all of the joke i was goin to say... here are some others tho... Definiton of an Upgrage: take old bugs out, but new ones in. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
LOL!!!! I know the keyboard one is from Win-98.. still it's so funny. My difficultie is I have to translate everything.. Anyway: The man to the policeofficer: "I realized something wasn't right in our garden when I hit the tree we haven't planted yet"
*hugs Jake back* Yeah you're right.. *wonders what "cute" little bugs will show up on her new computer.*
well, with microsoft you KNOW that there will be something wrong. speaking of miscrosoft, here a few oximorons... Goverment intelegince Microsoft Works IRS refund... (tho not always an oximoron) (arg! now that i have the chance i cant think of them!) (and just for kicks) Jake the Smart one.....
This is not that kind of joke, but a cute, funny story: A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the preacher, Mother child said to her mother. Then she added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
