Heh... He might have forgot the words Josh. Well here's another cute little thing: - On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read: "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
lol nina. josh, maybe he IS singing, or humming. as soon as a dad and his son walk into the dad's bosses office, the son says "Daddy, his nose isn't brown"
Q: whats the difference between a good invention and a great invention? A: a good invention stands the test of time. a great invention has to be replaced every six months. ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Q: whats the difference between a puse snatcher and a CEO? A: a CEO doesn't have the sense to run
I just saw this in a movie, it was funny, I guess this would be where to put it... A kid sees a man walking around with a gun, and he asks, "Hey, mister, are you a criminal or something" The man says "No! No! uh... I'm, a Special KIND of Criminal..." The kid says "Oh, I get it! Like a Lawyer or something?" I thought the whole exchange was VERY funny!!
A CEO is Corporate Executive Officer, I think, they are the heads of big business Corporations, the bosses.
hey, hey, I just thought of something about Dude's humming... maybe it's a bug..... A Hmm-bug!!!!! Get it??!!! hahahahaaaa..... ok
lol Fae. this is weird.... i cant think of somethin funny right now...... i'll check my email for comics and look there...
Well all I can think of roght now is this "oldie"; Two tomatoes was on their way to the market one day, when one got run over by a car. The other tomato looked a long time at it's friend. Finally it said: " Let's go ketchup, we're late"
hahahahaha that's a great tomato joke Nina!! I ALWAYS love jokes with puns!!! That reminds me of an old card my grandma had, it had two melons on the front and said "Honeydew, I love you, but we Cantalope!" heeheeheehee....
