ummm ooh here's a joke I just made up because of the storming away... uuuhhh let's see... I'm making this up as I go One storm crashes into another while they're up in the sky... the other storm bursts out with a lightning flash because it's startled, and then the one storm says to the other storm, "Hey, thanks for LIGHTENING my load!!" get it??? lightning/lightening.... heeheeheeheee.... errrrr... it's not my fault, I just made it up!!!
*sighs* *sniffs* no one can think of jokes! :(( i'll think of some eventually, i just have been preoccupied. Dont give up hope! you'll think of jokes!
ooh ooh this one just hit me... What did one wall say to the other wall? "Don't move, I've got you cornered!" heeheeheehee..... I'm not sure if I heard that one before or made it up..... heh.
Nope, I got a headache MUCH later, not wall related. Anyone else come up with some good jokes? Or bad ones?? :bunny:
hmm...bad onez i'm good at,good onez,i'm not good at lol *openz up her head ta look for sum jokez* sorry,itz under renovatio at the moment
Here's one: *The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions* A true excuse once for not being responsible and has shown up in insuranceissues.
oh, I like the ones where the tree JUMPED out in front of the driver, and that's why they hit it!! heehee!
LOL!! Yes.. Hehehe. There's a lot of them in Swedish too - out of policerecords.. LOL!! Unfortunately some are no good to translate as the fun meaning gets lost. But here's one: "When the trashcan hit my car without notification I went straight into the house to tell my wife she wasn't suppose to move the trashcan. I then discovered our whole house had moved into the neighbours....... But that wasn't my doing"
