not sure you understood the question. (English= Knock one out. American= Jerk off) or are you saying you've never jerked off. Told a big lie.
Déjà vu is what Bri means, and it's the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously (an individual feels as though an event has already happened or has happened in the near past), although the exact circumstances of the previous encounter are uncertain. And to answer the question, yes I have. When was the last time you wacked your head off of a window?
About a month ago, i pulled up at the McDonalds window and went to put my head out to give the guy my order but forgot to open window first. When was the last time you phoned in sick at work so you could go and do something else.
Ages ago, now drive a Toyota Avensis which does'nt give me problems When was the last time you stole something (ie towels, shampoo etc) when you've stayed in a hotel.
Was about 3 years ago. I went to Mallorca and we were given 5 towels between 2 people. So as I left, I casually slipped on into the case. (who's going to notice anyway!) When was the last time you had to change a flat tyre?
About a year ago, why is it you always get a flat tyre at night in the pouring rain. When was the last time you brought yourself a treat
I've done that many times, the last time was today, when I bought ice cream for dessert! The last time you used your credit card...?
44 years old and never had a credit card, loan, credit aggrement. The last time you belched (burped) loudly in public.
Oh my... around yesterday, after I had a heavy lunch of hamburger. The last time you missed a bus or train?
Oh man... quite a long time ago, with my second gf. I'm single for quite a long time now. When was the last time you had a computer with a CRT screen?
Daughter still has one. I was given a twenty inch monitor once, but the trouble was it was about thirty inches deep and wouldn't fit on the table. My first ever PC had 8mb hard drive 1mb ram no 3d card then and a 14 inch crt monitor. Those were the days. When was the last time you found yourself singing a song that some people may consider girlie.
A couple of days ago, I was singing (quietly) along to Lilly Allen's 'The Fear'. Surprisingly good song. When was the last time you pretended to be ill to avoid doing something?
Several months ago when I told my friends before class that I have a headache as a result of sleepless nights finishing a hard university application -- and I skipped class that day. When was the last time you accidentally placed the wrong type of petrol in your car? (In American terms, gasoline)