Because even thought it has big muscles, it cries over the silliest little things. Why does fake tan streak?
Because it doesn't like clothes. Sorry, couldn't resist. Why does the Man live in the Moon? I mean - why not Earth? And why not a woman? Is there something wrong with Earth?
There IS a woman in the moon. That's why the man lives there. Sheesh. Oh, and there's nothing wrong with Earth. It's perfect for us. So why do seagulls stand on one foot?
Because if it was red it would look quite scary. Why do I insist on going to bed late so I have huge bags under my eyes?
Because it's only 5 letters long. IDK, I'm trying to be funny, and, well - it just doesn't work. *Shakes head sadly.* Will someone shoot me? Not with a dangerous weapon. a water pistol or paintball gun will do.
I've been laughing out loud at this entire thread. You guys are dead funny. And, OK, bang, to answer your question. You've been shot with a bunch of feathers ... What's the best way to eat cheesecake?
Because they already tried the whole sinking thing. Didn't quite work out the way they hoped. Why did the plane crash?
It was a roof raiser of a party. Everyone else was there! Why is there only one Friday night in a week? :(
Because if there were two, it would be Twosday, and that would confuddle everyone. What the hell am I talking about?
