Questions and Answers.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Helén, Nov 15, 2002.

  1. babewithbrains_14

    babewithbrains_14 The Offtopic Queen!!!

    Depends what you mean by all. If you meant - 'What does all this writing on the side of the Cinnamon Grahams box titled "ingediants" mean?' Then it would mean that the writing under the title of 'ingrediants' showed the reader the ingrediants in the box of Cinnamon Grahams. Specify your context, dearie. ;)

    Why does everyone seem to think I have the words 'free counsellor' or 'agony aunt open to all' stamped on my head in multicoloured flashing letters large enough to be visible from space? That's why I don't think I suit my hair up. My fod is EEEEEEEEnormous.
     
  2. jupitershana

    jupitershana Kitty Fanatic!

    Because you're a kind and generous person who is too willing to let her friends' problems go unanswered.


    How did Lynet manage to get a scar BEHIND her left ear....????
     
  3. person123

    person123 Frumpy McDoogle!

    SHE POINTED AT THE MOON!

    And that was not completely random, despite what some of you may think. There's some kind of folklore or myth where, if you point at the moon when it's in a crescent shape, it gets mad and floats down from the sky to nick a cut on the back of your ear...doesn't matter which one, I guess. I suppose the moon is very polite and bristles at the thought of not following proper etiquette.
     
  4. Lynet

    Lynet New Member

    No doubt about it. The moon is obsessed with etiquette and you will get your ears boxed if you break the rules.

    So what's the question? Who introduced the Julian calendar?
     
  5. Mirelly

    Mirelly Active Member

    I'm more concerned about what happened to the Augustian calendar ... we went straight from Julian to Gregorian and that can't be right.

    Can it?
     
  6. alliekat

    alliekat Insert quirky comment

    Don't know, but we're nearly halfway through this year already!!!! That's scary. Time just goes to quickly.

    How long does it take for cold germs to travel the internet? (SBW and Michelle you're germs are evil :D )
     
  7. Lynet

    Lynet New Member

    In less time than a sneeze. :ill:

    Why is Greenwich time mean? :confused:
     
  8. Mirelly

    Mirelly Active Member

    Probably because it is cross about the silly Millenium dome :(

    I wonder what it would have been called if the French had got their way had the zero longitude meridian drawn thru Paris?
     
  9. surprised_by_witches

    surprised_by_witches Sleep deprived

    Ze none of your business what time it is, you must guess, you peasant you zone. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

    What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?
     
  10. Mirelly

    Mirelly Active Member

    About 5mph more than a heavily loaded one.

    What sort of stuff do swallows typically carry? (And are they for hire? I could do with a cheap alterntive to the Post Office for sending out this years Easter Eggs ... hang on <checks calendar> rude words! :eek: )
     
  11. alliekat

    alliekat Insert quirky comment

    If you pay them enough they might. 1 cup of seed for regular post 2 for express.

    (Sorry couldn't resist)
    African or European?
     
  12. Lynet

    Lynet New Member

    Jovian.;)

    How long is the Nile River?


    Liking your avatar, Babe. And I can always say I knew you when...
     
  13. surprised_by_witches

    surprised_by_witches Sleep deprived

    I don't know ... aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

    What's your favorite color?
     
  14. Gaploxter

    Gaploxter &lt;Nicest person ever.

    my favorite color is blue.

    Oh wait, I got that wrong. Can I answer again? ;)

    What is your favorite smiley?
     
  15. Mirelly

    Mirelly Active Member

    gotta be :hissyfit: ... oh no! it's :rolleyes:

    Why do people think having a car satnav is cool?
     
  16. person123

    person123 Frumpy McDoogle!

    Um...I have no idea what a car satnav is...I just wanted to revive the Forum Games forum. It's been empty for at least a week!

    How come we all forgot about this forum?
     
  17. surprised_by_witches

    surprised_by_witches Sleep deprived

    I don't know. No one posts, no one reads.

    Oh, sorry. That was a REAL answer.

    We all forgot our remembering cream.

    Why am I watching the Fairly Oddparents?
     
  18. invader_mao

    invader_mao New Member

    Monty Python wasn't on.

    Why did the fat lady sing?
     
  19. babewithbrains_14

    babewithbrains_14 The Offtopic Queen!!!

    Because I can't.

    Why do I have to spill my delicious prawn salad over my new trousers?
     
  20. jupitershana

    jupitershana Kitty Fanatic!

    Hey, trousers get hungry too!


    Why do we Park on DRIVEways?
     

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