Questions and Answers.

Def the icing on bread (when the cake mix burst).

What's your worst item of clothing?

 

My birthday suit.

What's your best item of clothing?

 

ROTFL I didn't even think of that, but it fits for me as well...LOL, way too funny all the same.

Best item of clothing...anything that makes my stomach and hips look smaller!


Why can't I just win the lottery and stay at home all day!?!

 

Because that's MY dream. Get your own.

Why can't I think of a good question?

 

Because asking the right questions is a lot harder than answering them.

And now I've got the same problem. Can I pass the buck? :sorry:

 

You can pass a million of them if you want, as long as they are all in my direction!!



Why is it so quiet in the library today?

 

Because everyone left for ice cream

Why are they always after me lucky charms?

 

It depends who 'they' are. If in some instance, it's the same sort of 'they' as in Lost, more commonly known as 'The Others', then they are probably after your lucky charms to get off the island.

When will the 'they' from drama call to pick me up?

 

When you least expect it.

When will my significant other get of his backside and fix my car like he's been saying for the past year?

 

When he needs a lift.

Aaargh! When will it stop raining around here? :(

 

in 7 minutes

what is the speed of dark?

 

-x

x=speed of light.

where did the martians go?

 

mars

where did all the earthtions go?

 

Venus

When will my family get along?

 

very soon.

how many 'sim' games are there? (including spore)

 

Not enough.

Have you ever seen a phantom at the opera?

 

Nope!

Why do we call the sky a sky? Did someone look up one day and say, "I'll call that a sky!"

 

I have no idea lol.

Which came first - orange the fruit or orange the colour?

 

Pfft, the fruit. Everyone knows that color didn't exist before the '50s.

Why is Mortimer Goth such a jerk?

 

Cause Bella left him

Why do they put locks on 24 hour convenience store doors?