RPG: Bob Newbie The Cockroach

LOL!

laying under a tree chanting:

"gimme gimme gimme some money"

 

The man with the underwear head garment reached into his pocket....

 

Pulled out some gloves and put them on her feet. She thought....

 

that was better than money, and she walked off, pleased with her new gloves. Bob decided he'd better get back to work...

 

but missed the bus and had to walk..

 

And went face first into a sign that said "look out for traffic"

 

Ouch!
When he realized that he didn't see the sign in time, he went to get new glasses ..

 

but decided on coloured contacts with pokka dots

 

(you mean polka dots?)

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yup polka dots

 

When he got his contacts he realized that

 

He wanted pokka dots but instead received wavvy lines....

 

He Showed them to Betty Newbie

 

who screamed: EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

 

and fainted dead on the floor

 

Bob tried to wake her up, but it was hard to see through the wavy lines in his contacts, especially the sparkly line.

 

..and stared at the tree for a whole week..