RPG: Bob Newbie The Cockroach

neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor hail nor dark of night could stay him from his hypnotized stupor. The mailmen set up a shrine and began to worship him in his devotion to the Tree. Then one day....

 

..a moose came strolling by.

 

And started licking Bob's hair...

 

which made the poor moose so scared...

 

the moose is just about to stamp on bob, but bob has a secret weapon and pulls out........

 

... he's magical exploding banana...

(from qbasic.gorilla.bas)

 

OMG lol, nina!

 

the moose is scared that bob will stick the banana up the moose's........

 

.....nostril and so blow it's head of. (eos)

(hehehe)

 

lol nice one

 

So the moose kicked Bob .....

 

on bob's shin, so bob gets his fingers ready to use them for .....

 

get out of that one

 

... releasing the bananas safety bolt and throwing the banana at the moose.

(Hehehe)

 

oh shucks i'm outta ideas...

 

LOL!!!!

:bunny::bunny::bunny:

*hops giggling away to get someone else with ideas..*

 

in a nearby fountain, showering everyone with water just as the bananas exploded!! Everyone was ok but...

 

bob, who was as wet as a........