RPG: Bob Newbie The Cockroach

flounder, floundered around trying to catch his balance, as he was blinded by the banana goop in his eyes!

 

Suddenly Bob stumbled into a blue elephant with a pink vest. The elephant went....

 

"aaaahhoooooOOOOOOOooogah!' just like an old fashioned Jalopy! It scared Bob, who couldn't see what it was, so much, that he....

 

.. thought it was a house and started a search for the door, letting a hand glide along the elaphant's side...

 

who then touched the ear, realising that he touched an elephant bob began to....

 

... laugh hysterically and jump up and down, scaring the poor..

 

elephant into a frienzy ,and it ran right into a shopping mall-

 

Where it destroyed the candy store, eating all the chocolate covered peanuts!! Meanwhile, Bob...

 

now on his way to the hospital ,with a severely sprained ankle says.. to the ambulance driver, .........

 

... oh well... it's just one of those days that...

 

another valuable lesson is learned.I guess the lesson for the day is ..One should not play with a loaded bananna...

 

(LOL!!!!!! That was a really good one!!! LOL!!!)

The ambulance driver got so startled she...

(yes a ssshe)

 

swerved the ambulance into, of all things, a banana stand on the side of the road, and...

 

heh Fae...

...the ambulance instantly got coverd with bananas that ...

 

oozed and smooshed and gooed all over the ambulance, entirely covering it so it was nothing but a huge banana blob careening down the street, swerving all over the place while Bob and the Ambulance attendants held on for dear life inside, where....

 

...the CPR machine broke loos and started up by itself. (eos)

 

...and bob woz stuck in the banana goop cause it had hardened....

 

--into light yellow cement that mad Bob think he never again...

 

---would eat another banana in his whole life---

 

..because of this. (eos= end of sentance)
After a while, being stuck into the bananacement....