Taste the Cheddar of the Cheese Cult!

*ducks out of the way* Geez oinks you dont love the cheese that much or you woudnt have left it!

 

Are the cheddar clan looking at their cholosterol level?

 

haha that's a good question Philip! Perhaps their mysterious bubble wrap protection posesses powers to protect them from cholesterol as they revel in cheesy abandon.

 

You might as well join us Lucky, you've already cut the cheese

 

Ha ha, You primitive jokes will not convince to me join. You will never have the pleasure of my company as a fellow Cult companion.

 

You know you want to join. All members get special benefits that are unavalible to others. All you have to do is follow a few simple guidelines. One being: Never, ever, go against the family. Capeche?

 

hmm do you get free cheese?

 

As much cheese as you want. You also get more, but we are not at liberty to say them just now.

 

do you get....free mustard???

 

Anything a member wants a member gets... depending on their rank of course.

 

hmmm....
i shall have to consider this cheese cult then.

 

Depending on their rank means I get nothing - as usual.

 

A swift kick in the butt is what you'll get if you dont join. And when you do join you get a free calendar. Plus some lint i found in my pocket. Thats about all the cult can afford you right now. Exactly why we need more members.

 

oooh LINT!! I simply MUST join for the LINT!

 

Be careful FaeLuna...Today it's just Lint but tomorrow it may be a horrible albatross around your neck that will drag you to the depths of despair...Be warned!! The Cheese Cult is not the all innocent fun-loving group that they appear!!! They will destroy all that you hold dear!! Besides their bubble-wrap suits chafe!

P.S. Their free calendar sucks!! It doesn't have any holiday reminders in it or anything interesting!! Plus who wants 12 months of cheese pictures....blecchh!!

 

That's the top twelve cheeses of the year calendar Bookworm! It was voted cheesiest calendar of the year and even won an award for the field of outstanding excellence. The new calendars even come with a free cheese grater on the back of it for all your cheddar needs.
Just because Don Gaploxter had someone dip your cat in a pot of boiling cheddar doesn't give you the right to complain about our family buisness and mean we'll do that to other members that join willingly, capeche?. We gave you an offer that you couldn't refuse and you decided to refuse it anyways.
How members are excepted into the family is up to them.

 

Ugh!!! Animal abuse!!! :angry:

 

does the Cheese Cult have any connection with the red koolaid?

 

Book is just a raving delusionally cynical lunatic. Does she even sound like she knows what she's talking about? Seriously now. She sounds more like an escaped mental patient more than anythng else. Dont listen to her. Ever. She lies and tells you it's truth.

We the family have ties w/ a lot of things, my young grasshopper. Better not put your fingers where they should not be or you're going to end up w/ none. Capeche? :devious:

 

Gee, does the "family" connections have anything to do with the fact that when I woke up last night I found a horse head in my bed with me...It was NOT a pretty picture!! Besides the horror and trauma I suffered I will now have to spend the next few hours sewing my hobby horse's head back onto it's broomstick handle....Not what I was planning on spending my day working on!! Thanks alot Don Gaploxter! I spit on you and your organization...