Taste the Cheddar of the Cheese Cult!

Once again, Book reinfoces my statement w/ her rants of lunacy. Poor poor Book. I think someone should help her. If she's even help-a-ble.

 

So that's what Vito done...

 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." :whitekitty:

:bunny:

 

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See guys...people like SuiteMichele are reduced to "no comment" because of the ugliness of the Cheese cult....why will you not forsake your evil ways and renounce the Cheddar?!!

Do not be fooled by their cheesiness for the cheddar will turn around and bite you!!!

 

"I'm gonna get your Lucky Charms."

 

Gotta watch out for that Sharp Cheddar... you're saying it's no Gouda for us?

hmmm... does waking up with a horse's head in your bed mean you're no longer Stable? (sorry! I love puns!)

 

Fae! :angry:

"... he likes peanuts."

 

LOL Fae!! You're the Punniest!!

Yeppir Fae I'm saying that the Big Cheese really doesn't give Edam about you!! lol (How's that for a pun!!?)

Gee, Oink...I never knew you were a leprechaun!!

*ponders thoughtfully*

Gee, I never would have guessed that little green guys would like cheese...go figure?!!

 

Hmmm. Book is weird enough even without joining the Cheddar Cult...

 

That's why Book's denouncing our all-powerful cult: She got rejected by our cult cos she's too weird even for it. She's just bitter and she wants nothing but to bring down the only thing that's good for the lowly mortals.

Oh and by the way: Convert now and/or DIE!!!

 

Yah, well what would you two do without me? Every "good" cult needs it's "anti-cult" figure....I am merely the creamy nugat goodness in the Oreo that is your cult. I am your Yin to my Yang, I am the white to your black (or vice versa)...

As long as there is a cheese cult, there I will be there to denounce it!! So there!!

P.S. Have you noticed that we are basically the only people posting in this thread? Hmm, are all the potential converts scared away....Mwahahahaha...then I have won...WON!! I tells ya!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!

 

All cheeseis cheddar now, even if it isn't.

 

Can someone just do something about/to Book? She's freaking me out.

The cult needs not heathens such as yourself. You do nothing but bring down the general quality of life for the already miserable mortals. They would do well to accept our preachings before their villages are burned to the ground and their virgins are not but ravaged! Plus you get a free calendar just for signing up for lifetime membership. It's easy, just stamp your finger and toe prints onto the cement, sign a release form stating that your famly, possessions, soul and anything else you own now belongs to the commune and that whatever you will own in the future also belongs to the cult. You will spend eternity working in the acid mines for the greater good of the cult and that your children, their children and all of your offsprings will also belong to the cult. You also get to make regular trips to the guillotine and sacrifice your newborns in the name of the Cheese Goddess. You will farm, eat, wash, watch, and play with nothing but cheese. Aside from the already considerate amount of "cheesey goodness" we offer you as a cult member, you also get to raise your very own cheese devil! What are you waiting for?

Convert now and/or DIE!!!

 

LOL Oink...and just think...a few posts ago you were calling me a lunatic! Well buddy, I'm afraid that you are a few cheddar crumbs short of a brick, judging by your last post...If you had any potential candidates for joining your little cult, I think you lost them with your disturbing comments re guillotines, etc.

 

Ack! Even Josh is against our mighty cheese cult. Come on Joshy we'll make you the honorary Cheeze Whiz if you join.
Cheese Whiz, You know you want it.

 

If ever a whiz was a whiz there was...

 

... cheese?

Snake swears Book as the cult's enemy while letting, or even begging Josh, who is trying to destroy the cult instead of merely denouching it, to join. Interesting...

Could it be that Book is just a lowly mortal who holds no power (at least in this forum)? One shudders to think what she'll do to her poor children now.

 

Josh has more power than Bookworm ever will have. So why not recruit him and use his all mighty powers for the sake of the Cheddar? See, I think ahead.

I've also noticed Bookworm's profile... what the...? In there she seems to love the Cheddar but doesn't act on those feelings. She's even more confused than I originally thought.