Taste the Cheddar of the Cheese Cult!

Together, we shall pillage the villages and burn the virgins in our bubble-wrapped suits of armor.

 

Okay. Just wondering. I still have to think about it.

EDIT: I was not reciting the pledge thing, merely quoting solid.

 

Right, you think about it, while we go on our Disney World trips and pillage the villages while drinking our cheese and eating our wine. Come on, virgins+fire? What's there to think about?

 

What the heck.

I am but a mold upon thy cheese. Thou art high and great! Praise and worship to the Cheddar god!

*Bows three times*