Oinkyville. Population: Me and Gurt. No N00bs allowed. Come treasure-hunt in our "Mysterious Mountain of Recyclables"! You never know what you'll find! Admission fee $500 USD. Actual Testimonial: "Just the other day, I found myself an old syringey-looking turkey baster! I'm gonna use it next Thanksgiving. " Quebec.
It's no mere coincidence that the Colonel is there for both Oinkville AND Snakeville. There must be something much darker and more sinister at work here. Hmmmm.... Tijuana.