+The Person Below Me

no, not really.

+ Knows what the difference between food and concrete is

 

Some days I don't.

+Is online.

 

I'm actually using my mental Internet connection. Wait, that means I'm still online.......uhhhh......whatever.

+Does not drink the blood of the living (I hope)

 

That depends.

+Is a Senior Member.

 

It's necessary for a Cheddar Goddess to sustain herself solely on human blood. That doesnt make her a freak.

+ :bunny: Had just watched the bunny hop.

 

What is this thing you call bunny? I only see my master, commanding me to obey him.
*kneels down and starts worshipping his master*

+Has some kind of appendage used for typing.

 

Yeppir...some kind of appendage is doing my typing....

+ sounds like a pig when frightened...erm, Oink

 

No.

+Is happy.

 

Yeppir...I'm listening to some good music (Toto) and getting to talk in here! For a couple of minutes anyway!

+ Doesn't get enough time online?

 

I'm usually pretty busy, but I can squeeze in a few minutes over lunch.

+has lunch

 

Sometimes.

+Is afraid of Oink?

 

Quite. I have nightmares about Oink.

+Is afraid of Josh

 

He scares me.

+Likes to burn things.

 

I can't. The police took away my lighter.

+likes to eat

 

Babies? Yum yum.

+Thinks babies are good eatin'.

 

"Babies! The other-other white meat. Babies - It's what's for dinner."

+Likes white chocolate?

 

Oh, yeah! It's okay. Nasty stuff. I like it.

+Is adored by chickens that follow you everywhere.

 

I AM being "followed" by a certain kind of "worm", but I dont know if they adore me or not. Most likely not...

+Likes having soy-sauce poured over their filthy little heads.

 

Filthy? Oh right. Yeah it cuts the grease.

+Was happy when Kikkoman hung the cat.

 

No comment.

+knows who Kikkoman is, 'cause I don't.