The Vending Machine Game

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by scferg, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Pulls out a free coupon for a penis enlargement.

    Puts in an Playstation 3
     
  2. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    Pulls out a ZX Spectrum with 1k memory.

    Puts in the english summer
     
  3. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Pulls out the Scottish winter.

    Puts in a tree
     
  4. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    gets a nut.
    puts in a chicken
     
  5. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Pulls out an egg.

    Puts in the egg
     
  6. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    Gets an omelet!
    Puts in a apple!
     
  7. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Pulls out an apple pie!

    Puts in a laptop.
     
  8. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    Get's ripped off by T-mobile

    Put's in an emo kid
     
  9. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You get a person making you frown off to death.

    I insert an elephant's tusk.
     
  10. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    get arrested for trading in Ivory without a licence.

    Put's in a hob nob biscuit
     
  11. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You get dogs eating them instead of humans.

    I insert grains of rice.
     
  12. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    you get rice pudding that is vile

    I insert Homer Simpsons
     
  13. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You get Dr. Phil bickering on his health condition (remember, he eats donuts a lot).

    I insert a casket.
     
  14. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    You receive life, but it is very short.

    I insert a naked lady
     
  15. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You get guys lining up to watch her dance.

    I insert fried chicken.
     
  16. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    You get Colonel Saunders.

    Put's in Ronald McDonald.
     
  17. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    Gets some clown cooking you dinner

    Puts in a dalek
     
  18. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    Pulls out a ripped up scarf!
    Puts in r2-d2
     
  19. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    gets turned to the dark side

    puts in a stormtrooper
     
  20. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You get tanks destroying the stormtrooper into pieces.

    I insert an AK-47.
     

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