The Vending Machine Game

Pulls out a free coupon for a penis enlargement.

Puts in an Playstation 3

 

Pulls out a ZX Spectrum with 1k memory.

Puts in the english summer

 

Pulls out the Scottish winter.

Puts in a tree

 

gets a nut.
puts in a chicken

 

Pulls out an egg.

Puts in the egg

 

Gets an omelet!
Puts in a apple!

 

Pulls out an apple pie!

Puts in a laptop.

 

Get's ripped off by T-mobile

Put's in an emo kid

 

You get a person making you frown off to death.

I insert an elephant's tusk.

 

get arrested for trading in Ivory without a licence.

Put's in a hob nob biscuit

 

You get dogs eating them instead of humans.

I insert grains of rice.

 

you get rice pudding that is vile

I insert Homer Simpsons

 

You get Dr. Phil bickering on his health condition (remember, he eats donuts a lot).

I insert a casket.

 

You receive life, but it is very short.

I insert a naked lady

 

You get guys lining up to watch her dance.

I insert fried chicken.

 

You get Colonel Saunders.

Put's in Ronald McDonald.

 

Gets some clown cooking you dinner

Puts in a dalek

 

Pulls out a ripped up scarf!
Puts in r2-d2

 

gets turned to the dark side

puts in a stormtrooper

 

You get tanks destroying the stormtrooper into pieces.

I insert an AK-47.