The Vending Machine Game

Pulls out Call of Duty 4.

Puts in Chewbacca.

 

Pulls out a giant hairball!
Throws in Yoda!

 

Pulls out an old 3ft hobbit wearing green makeup.

Puts in Darth Vader

 

Pulls out Anakin Skywalker !
Throws in a lightsaber.

 

Pulls out a jedi's head!

Puts in the force

 

Gets arrested for being too forceful

Puts in a silly question.

 

Pulls out a silly answer.

Puts in assorted chocolates!

 

Gets all hard centres out and then realise you have no teeth to chew them.

Puts in a request for a pay rise.

 

Instead you get fired!
Puts in form for a day off .

 

Pulls out a P45 and 2 months salary.

Puts in money.

 

Gets an email from a Nigerian General stating that you have won sixty million dollars in the Nigerian Lottery and all they need is your bank account details.

Puts in all the hatred in the world

 

Get all the people with pitchforks and swords, fighting at each other.

Inserts peace and happiness.

 

Gets a whole wardrobe of tiedyed t-shirts and plenty of drugs to go along with them.
Throws in an electric guitar

 

Gets a banjo out that is out of tune.

Put's in democracy

 

You get people lining up to have it... in force.

Inserts an old banjo.

 

gets out a copy of the 1980'sfilm Southern Comfort.

Puts in my left leg.

 

Pulls out a prosthetic leg filled with C4 explosives.

Puts in Windows Vista.

 

Gets me angry about it... why is my Vista going so slow?!

Inserts a magic wand.

 

Pulls out Daniel Radcliffe wearing a witches hat!

Puts in magic beans.

 

Pulls out beef burgers?

Puts in my whole life