... which in actuality is not really a chair, but a hippopotamus with noodles on his back, but he sat down anyways and started eating the noodles. The noodles in turn started to...
"Blasphemers shalt not go to Heaven." And blaspheme he did, for seven days and seven nights, *spoilers for SH1* while simultaneously battling off swarms of Demon Children and asking random strangers "Have you seen a little girl? Aged 5-7? With long dark hair?" */spoilers*, until...
Rayman jumped out of nowhere with his giant golden fist, found the little girl and punched her! The little girl cried and Harry bought a webcam. The webcam however did not ...
... however did not condone child abuse! The web-cam then turned into a 72 foot tall transforming robot, and sat down to eat a bowl of Uncle Ben's Minute Rice. The rice was so tastey that...
he decided not to use Kikkoman soya sauce on it, this however enraged the forces of Kikkoman and their hired goons forced the door open and ....
politely asked the gentle Harry to please kindly dabble a drop or two of their fine product in his American packaged rice. To which Harry replied: "..."
to which Harry replied: "How in Oblivion are you going to get all that into my house??" [Yes, I realize that Harry is now talking to himself. Roll with it.]
You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your time... Sorry. Couldn't resist. Harry thought. He didn't have a good reply.
Harry thought that was a rather shoddy attempt at answering himself, so he launched himself out of the window of his 23rd floor apartment in an attempt to uncover the meaning of life. But instead, he uncovered just how hard the pavement outside his apartment building really is. He's ok now, though. After 13 reconstructive surgeries, and many many painful months of rehabilitation therapy, he's now able to slightly twitch his left pinky once for "yes", and twice for "no". That's how the nurses know whether he wants strained green pea mush or lasagna paste for dinner.
