they looked at Book and started pointing and laughing. Laughing so hard infact that they fell on the floor almost out of breath. Josh spoke up: "Book, you can't possibly think you could defeat all of us...
At which point Book grabbed a plastic butter knife and attacked him. By this time the moderators came and locked Book up in the coffeehouse dungeons, where...
Willy Wonka and his troupe of Oompa Loompas were having a homo-erotic dance of the dirty variety. Upon seeing this wanton display of homo-eroticism, Undead Book fled the building and was never heard from again. Meanwhile, in the land of the living and straight...
How disturbing. The mods and admins were going back to work on how to ban Oink for his super bunniness which confused and conflicted them all. Upon deciding that Oink was too cool *cough* to ban they...
Josh then said: "Curse you Snake! If I'm going to Hell, I'm dragging you down with me!!!" He then grabbed a near-by lamp and proceeded to...
Smash it over Snake's fragile head successfully knocking her out. He then dove for a parachute that was laying on the ground for some reason and jumped into the nearest window that was open and said: "You'll never take me alive, HAHAHAHA!!1!" Jumping out of the window Josh pulled the parachute cord and...
landed squarely on the ground, having jumped from the first floor window of the coffeehouse and all. He then ran full speed into the street where he was promptly hit by a passing motor...
(I knew there'd be an overlapping of posts. This could be where the story branches out, as if that's even necessary and healthy.)
....The laws of physics had not yet caught on to the fact that Josh was in two places at once, and when they did, his body was separated into two distinct people, each with It's very own twisted personality.
His special weapon is a pirana attack. Where he launches the fish at you and it bites you on your eye...
pain. The other one, named Sh, had mutated into something decent people don't talk about. Somebody came up with a brilliant plan to merge the two beings back into something hopefully resembling a human. Unfortuanatly, nobody really cared. The...
Pentagon decided that Jo and Sh posed too much risk to nation security. So the captured and imprisoned them in the lowest level of the building, where they kept other miscellaneous...
goods. Including various episodes of the Simpsons that were so lame that even the goverment thought that they should be kept under wraps. Jo and Sh weren't the best prisoners around they were very noisy and kept telling guards...
"Hey baby, how YOU doing? " Which caused the guards suicide rate to skyrocket. In retribution, the Pentagon forced Jo and Sh to watch the lame Simposons episodes over and over again. This turned them into...
* has no idea how to reply this..* oh well here goes.. ..tv junkies where they stared into space cos..
