but it was too late. The Cult had him surrounded. They closed in and brought him to a cheesy demise. After dumping the horribly disfigured (yet pleasantly cheesy) body in the river....
They found Mr. and Mrs. Rat and told them that Matt jumped off a bridge and would never be seen again...
Wait. Is the Rat named Matt? or is Sh named Matt? Oi. Soon Jo learned of his alter-ego's death. He decided to attend Sh/matt/whoever's funeral. After the funeral, Solid threw a big party...
a gallon of wine, and eating cheese. The other members at the party began a riot which soon carried out into the...
Exactly. ... closet, where outside is in and inside is out. Jo then proceeded to lock the closet from the inside, which was actually the outside, and then went with his rat lover on a Honeymoon to the...
Now the toothpaste idea was a total bust since everyone had glommed onto the cotton candy/molasses idea and didn't bother to brush their teeth...Of course, it being Arkansas there were few people with all their teeth anyway so it wasn't considered a great problem. The few dentists present in the crowd didn't care as they figured they'd make money either way but Jo (and his rat lover) were horrified by the rampant halitosis of those people surrounding them that they stole the first car they saw, a Geo (hey, don't complain! I could have said a Miatta! ), and took off towards the east.....
When they found out that towards the east was a cliff and that if they continued straight they would fall of the cliff into a watery grave...
But the mob of angry doctors which had come out of nowhere sometime between this post and the last was pursuing them. They went straight off the cliff and met the aforementioned watery demise......
The rat escaped and watched Jo sink slowly into the murkey depths where he was torn into bloody chunks by ravenous evil sharks. The death of both parts of Josh, Jo and Sh had some freaky effects on the space time continuum, like.....
causing a mass decline in brain cells everywhere. NASO, an affiliate of NASA, decided to study the decline with their super-duper test machine and were horrified to find....
and the other six hundread thousand people were launched off of the planet while NASO bombarded the planetary surface with their secret laser in space, annihilating every living thing on Earth.
Now with some of earth's population depleted NASO decided to turn on peta because they were bored and needed some animal hides to make a super warm space shuttle. They...
