22) Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (and yes it is a real movie.) :dead: What will they think of next...
20) Dawn to Dusk. It was a crappy movie to begin with but when the vampires started popping up it went into the negatives. Worst episode ever.
I thought bad was already a negative, Gurtster. 19) The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring. Now what the heck were those little Hobbit thingers? Were they supposed to be clowns, cos their feet are so big, or were they supposed to be midgets, or were they even supposed to be mutants because of the two reasons above? Were they some sort of mutated midget-clowns? I mean, dat dont make no sense, yo! Also, what's with Orcs, humans, Elfs, Dwarves and Hobbits (and even Ents and Goblins in TTT) all speaking English, huh? Do they have some sort of universal translator thingamajiggies like those in Star Trek or something? I mean, get real man! Why did they even entrust the most important task of all to a little mutated midget-clown anyways? Instead of giving the Ring to someone who can kick ***, such as Aragorn or Gandalf, they give it to a little mutant midget-clown whose entire race doesnt even know how to put on shoes. Stupid mutant midget-clowns arent trustworthy, and we all know that. What were they smoking? Why didnt they put more than just 9 people on that quest? Did everybody suddenly have something better to do than destroying the Ring? Talk about mislocation of man-power and resources, sheesh! What's even worse is how Sauron, the supposedly all mighty one, couldnt even get HIS army to bear down on a little group of 9. Is the phrase "strength in numbers" lost to the whole freaking world of Middle-Earth? So all in all, I'll have to give it two big, long, hairy feet down. All I've gotta say is: Worst, movie...................... ever!
Any western B movie where the horses were better actors/actresses than the actual people employed to be actors/actresses - and all for a bit of hay (and a romp in the grass?)
Hmmm, Oink...we really hope that's what he meant...at least that's how I read it. Trust your twisted mind to come up with an alternative meaning.... (AND for the record, I really LIKED Lord of the Rings! ) Besides, Legolas was cute...Orlando Bloom makes a better looking elf than in real life and Aragorn...well, what can I say about him...what a hunk...and, and what about.....Sorry..got a bit carried away....) Hunchback of Notre Dame...yet another of the many Disney rejects puked up for mass consumption by the masses....besides Disney never sticks to the original storyline but goes off on the weirdest tangents...for example, Pocahontas in real life was a scrawny, bald preteen but became a Native American Barbie-doll wannabe in Disney's version...the Lion King was nothing but a new age love fest...Bambi was a active attack on hunters...Sleeping Beauty attacked all potential step-mothers...Lilo and Stitch helps our children be open to alien abductions....Old Yeller teaches kids that shooting their old pets is necessary and can be fun....Beauty and the Beast tells little girls that they can all be like Anna Nicole Smith and marry the ugly old rich guy....The Little Mermaid shows them that all princesses should make deals with the devil because good looks and charm will get them out of the worst case scenario...The Fox and the Hound shows kids that even after someone has tried killing them for sport they can still end up good friends....Aladdin teaches the kiddies that even a criminal record can be forgotten if you're good looking enough to catch some little princess' eye....Lady and the Tramp teaches girls to settle for less and boys to reach for the stars.... Need I go on....
Does The Life and Times of Bookworm42 count as one of the worst movies? 17) Digimon: The Movie. It worked for us.
Wow, that post had everything didnt it, Snake? I sure do hope that you and Book arent really friends, because that would be so contradictory that the Earth would spin itself out of orbit and crash straight into the sun, sending us all to our firey dooms. 16) The Matrix: Revolutions. 15) The Matrix: Reloaded. (At least the fight scenes helped me endure the rest of the movie.)
