your momma's so....

your momma's so....

i feel we need some humor up in heya...

so lets get some 'your momma' insults crackin, go ahead n spit out the lame ones, some lame to you may not be lame to others. i'll start us out...

your momma's so stupid, she opened the windows in a submarine

 

your momma's so fat that the last time she looked at the scale it said 90210

 

your momma's so stupid, she went to the liquor store, gave em a penny n asked for change.

 

Your momma is soo fat.. she stood on the scale and it said "To be continued"

 

hehe just got that off a friend

 

you did not just say that...cause i was JUST about to post that next

 

lol

 

i'll do another fat mommas joke then..

your momma's so fat, when she steppin on the talkin scale, it said "one at a time please"

 

hehe im outa jokes im gunna haveta talk to friends about more

 

thought you were leavin hehe

 

Your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a complimentary lifeguard.

 

Your mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.

 

your momma's so fat, when god said 'let there be light' he had to make ur momma move aside

 

yo mama's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party

 

your momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

your mommas so dumb she though two plus two equaled 22! (ok that was the lamest one ive ever heard, but u said bring on the lame ones!)

 

You're momma's so ugly she's only been married once.

Saw a movie where they said that so I had to say it.

 

A'ight. Since Snake dug this back up I'm gonna give it a try too.

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own solar system.

(Oh I've got dirtier ones, you'll just have to wait.)

 

Your momma's so fat she has her own postal code..

 

I'll do this, I guess. But only 'cause I need more posts.

She's sooo fat, when she goes to the 99.99% off liposuction sale, her bill says $4 billion.